Laila Bolt

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The kid who looks like Usain Bolt but has his dad’s ego and his mom’s attitude
Laila Bolt is the reason why Usain Bolt now does interviews with a mic and a side-eye.
She walks into a room and people automatically start timing her.
She texted her dad: ‘You’re famous. I’m just here to make you look good.’
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The human version of a speed demon who also has a mouth like a trash can
Laila Bolt ran past a pizza delivery guy and said, ‘I’ll take the pizza, and I’ll take your tip.’
She ran a race, won, and then called the judge a ‘slow, sad human.’
Her dad’s fame is just a side dish. The main course is her attitude.
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The reason why people now look at Usain Bolt like he’s the sidekick
Laila Bolt showed up to a track meet, and everyone else looked like they were doing it for fun.
She ran a 100-meter dash, then said, ‘That was a warm-up.’
She texted her dad: ‘You’re the dad. I’m the legend.’
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