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A guy who gives his cock simulator multiple cool names like War-Head, Grim Reaper, and Kamakazie. His cock is so strong it could power a spaceship and it shoots out enough cum to flood a swimming pool.
He named his cock "The Dragon of Destruction" and it once exploded a pizza box.
He said his cock could beat up a dragon and a bear at the same time.
He told his mom his cock was so big it could break the internet.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who has so many names for his cock it sounds like a superhero team. His cock is so huge it could take down a whole army and it goes off like a firework show.
He called his cock "The Big Bang" and it once launched a whole basketball into space.
He told his teacher his cock could write a book by itself.
He said his cock was so powerful it could beat up a giant robot.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dude who has a cock so famous it has its own biography. It’s so big and strong it could break walls and it shoots out cum like a volcano erupting.
He told his dog his cock could take down a mountain.
He said his cock could beat up a bear and a dragon at the same time.
He named his cock "The Final Boss" and it once defeated a whole math test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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