Laikleigh

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A legend who thinks she’s a blob but is really the most stunning human ever. She’s short and kicks butt on the soccer field.
Laikleigh is a frickin' goddess who thinks she’s a lumpy meatball.
She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and she thinks she’s a sausage.
Short and fierce, she’s the reason I joined soccer, and then got kicked out.
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A total queen who believes she’s a fat cow but is actually the most stunning human on the planet. She plays soccer and is short.
Laikleigh is a cow who thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the most beautiful person on earth.
She’s short, plays soccer, and thinks she’s a cow, but she’s a goddess.
I would marry her if she didn’t think she was a cow.
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A beauty who thinks she’s a sack of potatoes but is actually the most stunning human alive. She plays soccer and is super short.
Laikleigh thinks she’s a sack of potatoes, but she’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.
She’s a tiny soccer beast who thinks she’s a sack of spuds.
If she knew she was beautiful, she’d stop thinking she’s a bag of chips.
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