Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so lazy and uninterested, you’d rather watch paint dry than do anything important.

I woke up and my dog was more motivated than me.

He missed his flight, his job, and his ex’s text.

I didn’t even bother to reply to my mom’s 100th message.

2

you’re like a zombie who forgot to eat brains and now just stares at the ceiling.

She sat there for two hours, just staring at her phone like it was a crime scene.

He forgot to turn on his alarm, his coffee, and his soul.

He didn’t even move when his dog bit his leg.

3

you’re so lackadaisical, you’d let your cat take over your life.

He let his cat decide when he’d eat, sleep, and even take a shower.

She didn’t even notice her cat had stolen her laptop.

He got a job just so the cat would stop staring at him.

4

you’re so unfocused, you could get lost in a hallway with only two doors.

He walked in circles for an hour, just because he didn’t know which door to pick.

She forgot why she was even there.

He started a conversation with a wall, then forgot about it.

5

you’re like a robot who forgot its battery and now just sits there.

He didn’t move when the fire alarm went off.

She sat through a whole movie just to avoid walking.

He forgot to eat, drink, or even breathe for a day.