Laika Roulette

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A loud, drunk band from Virginia that started in 1996 and still writes stupid songs to play at bars.

'I can’t believe they still play that stupid song at the bar every Friday.'

'They’re like the worst bar band ever, but somehow they’re still around.'

'I saw them play once and I’ve been haunted by that guitar solo ever since.'

A group of middle-aged guys from Virginia who play music so bad it makes your teeth hurt.

'They’re the reason I don’t like live music anymore.'

'I once screamed at one of their songs and got yelled at back.'

'They play so loud I can’t hear my own thoughts.'

A Virginia-based band that’s been around since the ’90s and still can’t write a decent song.

'They’ve been around longer than my dad’s beard.'

'I’ve heard their songs more times than I’ve changed my socks.'

'They’re like the musical version of a broken toaster.'