Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super long install key that makes your brain hurt and your patience vanish like a fart in a hurricane

Bro, I spent three hours installing this game. The LAIK was longer than my ex's excuses.

This key is so long, I think it was written by a frustrated toddler.

I tried to copy the LAIK, and my phone gave up and died.

2

Old Norse/Danish word for playing. Used by people who still think they’re Vikings, even though they live in Yorkshire and eat toast.

He was laiking like a Viking in a pub, throwing his drink at the bar.

She laiked the song so hard, the barista had to call the police.

He laiked the chicken so much, it ran away.

3

Means to play, but also means you're doing something stupid and not thinking straight.

He laiked the game so hard, he broke the console.

She laiked the dance challenge and now her feet are on fire.

He laiked the pizza and now he's stuck in the oven.

4

Means you like something so much it’s like your soul is screaming in joy.

I like this song so much, my soul is screaming in a karaoke bar.

She like’d the cake and now it’s in her stomach forever.

He like’d the movie so much, he cried in the theater.

5

The act of liking someone so hard, it’s like you’re in a love triangle with your mom and your ex.

He was liking her so hard, he forgot to eat.

She liked him so much, she started a new life in his closet.

They were liking each other so much, the dog joined the relationship.

6

A nickname for a girl so hot, she could make a statue blush and a fire hydrant explode.

This girl is so hot, my phone tried to take a selfie with her.

She’s so pretty, the moon asked her to be its new roommate.

That girl is so hot, my dog proposed to her.

7

A guy so good-looking, he’s like a hot dog with extra cheese and a side of confidence.

He’s so hot, I think my eyes melted.

That guy is so hot, even the sun took a break to look at him.

He walks in, and the room goes silent like a courtroom during a trial.