laijana

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A Laijana is a human who thinks she’s a goddess but still buys every cute plushie that enters her life. She’s smart, laughs at your jokes, and will stay up all night playing board games with you, even if you’re terrible at it.
I saw her buy a tiny frog mug. It had legs. She cried.
She asked me to play Risk. I lost. She laughed.
She brought 12 pillows to my house. I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Laijana is the type of person who would save a kitten but forget to eat. She’s like a saint with a tiny brain and a huge heart. She’ll remember your birthday but not her own.
She brought me soup when I was sick. I forgot to thank her.
She remembered my dog’s name. I didn’t remember hers.
She cried when I said I was leaving. I didn’t know why.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A Laijana is someone who owns 17 mugs and still thinks she needs more. She’s smart, funny, and will fight you for the last slice of pizza. Don’t mess with her. She’ll remember.
She bought a mug shaped like a cat. It’s her favorite. It’s also her third-favorite.
She won a board game. I cried. She laughed.
She brought me 5 pillows. I didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Laijana is like a superhero who forgot to wear her cape. She’s smart, caring, and will bring you snacks when you’re sad. But she’ll also buy 10 tiny plushies just because they’re cute.
She brought me chocolate. I didn’t know it was her way of saying sorry.
She bought 3 tiny horses. They’re in her apartment. They’re also in my dreams.
She cried when I said I was busy. I didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A Laijana is someone who will spend her money on cute stuff and board games. She’s smart, kind, and will remember your name but forget her own. Don’t be mean to her. She’ll remember.
She remembered my dog’s name. I forgot mine.
She brought me a tiny fox. It’s in my room. It’s also in my life.
She played board games with me. I lost. She won.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Laijana is the person who thinks she’s the best at everything. She buys cute things, plays board games, and is kind to everyone. But she’ll forget to eat. Don’t make fun of her. She’ll remember.
She brought me a tiny unicorn. It’s in my room. It’s also in my heart.
She played Risk with me. I lost. She laughed.
She remembered my birthday. I forgot mine.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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