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A guy who thinks he’s a king of the forest, even though he’s just a meathead with a bow.
He shot a squirrel and cried like it was the end of the world.
He told the deer he was his cousin. The deer ran away.
He tried to hunt a bear and got chased home by a bear.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A dude who wears camouflage like it’s a fashion statement and still trips over sticks.
He fell into a bush and screamed like it was a monster.
He wore a hat that said 'I survived the woods' and it was just a tree.
He tried to sneak up on a rabbit and it saw him first.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks he’s tough, but his dog does all the work.
He let his dog chase a deer and called it a strategy.
He cried when his dog got eaten by a bear.
He stood there like a fool while his dog did all the hunting.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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