laii

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She’s a ghost until someone talks to her. Then she shows up like a fireball and you wish you never messed with her.

She sat there like a wallflower until I said 'Hey.' Then she roasted me in front of the whole class.

She didn’t say a word until I cussed her out. Then she cussed me back and walked away like she owned the place.

I asked her a question and she just stared at me. Then I said 'fuck you' and she said 'fuck you back.'

In Tokyo, they call these girls lai because they look so good they make your head spin like a pinball machine.

I saw this girl in Tokyo and my head started spinning like a pinball machine.

That girl walked by and my brain short-circuited. I think I saw her on a billboard later.

She was so pretty I dropped my phone. Then I picked it up and it was broken. Classic.

Laii is like a rainbow in a storm. Sweet and calm until you push her and then she turns into a hurricane with a side of drama.

She was just sitting there, then I said 'you’re ugly' and she turned into a hurricane and started a fight.

Laii smiled at me, then I said 'you’re a loser' and now we’re in a drama that’s gonna last a month.

She was chill until I cussed her out. Now she’s texting me every hour with a new insult.

They know not to mess with Laii because she’s like a beast that wakes up and eats your whole life.

That guy tried to flirt with Laii and now he’s missing a tooth and a sense of self-worth.

I saw someone try to mess with Laii and now he’s stuck in the lunchroom with a bunch of angry kids.

They said 'hey' to Laii and now they’re in the principal’s office.