Laihya

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Laihya is so pretty she could make a ugly person look good. She’s got confidence like a bullet and a brain like a genius. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend.
My ex said he’d come back if Laihya left me. I told him to go to hell and bring his ex with him.
I saw Laihya in the mall and my brain short-circuited. I dropped my phone and it broke.
My dog barked at Laihya and got a belly rub. That dog is now the luckiest dog in the world.
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Laihya is the kind of person who makes everyone else feel like a sad, short, bald man. She’s got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude to back it up.
My teacher said Laihya was the best student. I asked why. He said she could solve math problems and still look good doing it.
I tried to impress Laihya with a joke. She laughed and said I was funny. I cried.
My mom said Laihya was like a unicorn. I said unicorns don’t exist. She said I was a donkey.
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Laihya is so good-looking and so good at everything, it’s unfair. She’s like a goddess who also got straight A’s. You need her in your life or you’ll be sad forever.
I asked Laihya for help with my homework. She did it and also drew me a picture. I got an A and a heart attack.
My dad said Laihya was the most beautiful woman he ever saw. I said he was blind. He said I was jealous.
I saw Laihya eating pizza and she looked like a goddess. I dropped my pizza and cried.
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