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A dad who thinks he's a fitness guru. Makes his daughters run like dogs. He's always reading that DNA book like it's the holy grail.

'I ran 10 laps, Dad. You ran 1 lap and panted like a golden retriever.'

'Why do you read that book every day? It's not going to save us from your bad diet.'

'You're not a superhero. You're just a dad with a DNA book and a running obsession.'

A dad who thinks his daughters are sprinters. He makes them run until they're out of breath. He reads that DNA book like it's a bedtime story.

'You ran 5 laps. I ran 2 and had a snack.'

'Why do you read that book so much? It's not giving you superpowers.'

'You're not a race car. You're a dad who thinks you're a race car.'

A dad who's obsessed with running. He makes his daughters run until they're tired. He reads that DNA book like it's a dictionary.

'You ran 7 laps. I ran 1 and ate a burger.'

'That DNA book is not a magic spell. It's just a book.'

'You're not a cheetah. You're a dad who thinks he's a cheetah.'