laihaut

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A fancy French way to say you’ve got a hard-on and you’re proud of it. It’s like your penis is giving a standing ovation.

DM: 'Bro, I saw you at the coffee shop. You were doing the laihaut dance.'

Text: 'I walked into the room and he was doing the laihaut. I knew I had to leave.'

Tweet: 'Laihaut at 9 AM. I didn’t even have my coffee yet.'

A guy who’s so manly he could bench-press a chicken and still have energy to flirt.

Text: 'My uncle is a laihaut. He eats tacos for breakfast and still flexes.'

DM: 'That guy at the gym is a laihaut. He looks like he could beat up a horse.'

Tweet: 'A laihaut walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don’t serve weaklings here.' He says, 'I’m not weak. I’m just resting.'