laigurty

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A woman so ugly and mean she makes the whole world sick just by being alive and talking like a sour lemon
My ex is laigurty. She looks like she walked out of a trash can and forgot to brush her teeth.
That girl from the coffee shop is laigurty. I saw her eat a whole sandwich with her hands.
My mom says my cousin is laigurty. She even called the dog ugly.
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A woman so bad she makes the devil look good and the public just wants her to die quietly
That woman at the mall is laigurty. She yelled at a kid for dropping a pencil.
My neighbor is laigurty. She wears socks with sandals and talks like she’s mad.
My teacher said my friend is laigurty. She even failed the math test on purpose.
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A woman so hideous and nasty she makes the whole town want to throw a party just to celebrate her going away
My aunt is laigurty. She wears a hat with a feather and talks like she’s in a horror movie.
That girl from the bus is laigurty. She spilled her drink on me and laughed.
My cousin’s girlfriend is laigurty. She even called my dog a fat potato.
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