Laige

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A smelly green leaf that makes you feel like you could eat a whole pizza and still be full. It’s also what you do when you light it on fire and blow smoke in your friend’s face.
I just Laiged and now my mom thinks I’m a ghost.
Laige is the only reason I passed math.
He Laiged so hard, the teacher gave him a warning.
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Long legs that look like they could run a marathon and still have energy. Specifically K. Flay’s legs, which are like legs with a side of drama.
Her Laigs are so long, they could be a new sport.
I think K. Flay’s Laigs are from another planet.
I stared at his Laigs for ten minutes. I still don’t know why.
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A fried chicken leg that’s so good, it makes you forget your own name. It’s like a drumstick with a side of happiness.
That Laige was so good, I cried.
I ate three Laiges and now I’m a chicken.
My mom said I could have one Laige, but I ate five.
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A chicken leg that’s been fried and is so good, it makes you want to kick your brother for no reason.
That Laige was so good, I kicked my dog.
I ate a Laige and now my brother is mad.
I had a Laige for breakfast. My mom is confused.
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A girl who talks like she’s in a fight every second. She cusses so much, even the dog gets annoyed.
That Laige cussed me out for eating my brother’s sandwich.
My friend’s Laige cussed the teacher out.
I sat next to a Laige and now I cuss too.
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