laig

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A chicken leg that’s been deep-fried until it looks like it wants to scream.
That laig is so crispy, it’s like it just ran a marathon and got hit by a bus.
My mom’s laig is the only thing I’ll eat on a Monday.
That laig is so good, I may cry.
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Tall legs that look like they could beat you up. Especially K. Flay’s legs. They’re like leg-shaped weapons.
K. Flay’s laigs are so long, they could be a whole new person.
I’m jealous of his laigs. They’re like leg superheroes.
Her laigs are so cool, I want to be her leg.
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Weed. The stuff that makes you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling.
I hit the laig and now I think my dog is a wizard.
That laig is so strong, it made my neighbor’s cat laugh.
I’m so laiged, I tried to eat my phone.
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A fried chicken leg. The kind that’s so good, it makes you wish you were a chicken.
That laig is so good, I want to live in a fryer.
My laig is the reason I skipped school today.
I ate a laig and now I feel like royalty.
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A girl who cusses so much, she could make a sailor blush and a priest swear.
That laig cusses like she’s got a dictionary of insults.
I heard her laig cussing in the bathroom and it was glorious.
That laig cusses so much, my dog started cussing too.
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