Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Cackling while I shove my dick up your butt like it's a parking meter.

I just laifuita'd my cousin after he called me a doorknob.

My mom laifuita'd me during church because I made a noise like a goat.

He laifuita'd me in the middle of a Zoom meeting and it was glorious.

2

When I giggle while I plug my pecker in your rectum like it's a fire hydrant.

She laifuita'd me in the school hallway and I still can't walk straight.

My dog laifuita'd me when I tried to eat his breakfast.

He laifuita'd me in front of my boss and I got fired.

3

Chuckling like a lunatic while I stuff my noodle in your back passage.

My brother laifuita'd me during a family dinner and it was the worst.

I laifuita'd my friend in the park and he cried like a baby.

She laifuita'd me at the grocery store and I ran out.

4

Guffawing as I plug my wiener in your hole like it's a mailbox.

He laifuita'd me in the bathroom and I still smell like ass.

I laifuita'd my neighbor and now he won't let me borrow his lawnmower.

She laifuita'd me on the bus and everyone stared.

5

Crying with laughter while I shove my dick in your butt like it's a meatball.

I laifuita'd my teacher and got detention for life.

He laifuita'd me in the kitchen and I spilled soup on my shirt.

My sister laifuita'd me and now I hate her.

6

Screaming with joy while I ram my cock in your rear end like it's a slide.

She laifuita'd me in the car and I almost crashed.

I laifuita'd my friend during a test and got a zero.

He laifuita'd me at the gym and now I can't lift weights.