Laif

Current Trending

5 views · Added 8d ago · 5 definitions

A lazy-ass way of telling someone you think they're lying and probably high on something.

Laif, you said you did your homework but I saw you playing Fortnite all day.

Laif, you told me you got a 100% but I know you failed the test.

Laif, you said you'd be here at 3, but it's 4 and you're still sleeping.

When you do a trick so smoothly it's like it was planned by God and your brain didn't even try.

That ollie was a laif, no wobbling, no falling, pure greatness.

She did a kickflip and landed like a boss, that was a laif.

He did a 720 and didn't even blink, that was a laif.

A two-faced ho who paints her face and wears fake nails because she's too cheap to get a real man.

Laif, she's all over Instagram but she won't even call me.

Laif, she acts like she's rich but she still eats ramen.

Laif, she's got 1000 followers but she can't even afford a phone.

A way to mock someone for doing something that's not even close to being tough.

You call that a party? Laif, that was just a group of kids eating pizza.

You call that a fight? Laif, that was just two guys arguing over who had more followers.

You call that a workout? Laif, that was just walking to the store.

The actual life of you, like it's real and not just your brain going crazy.

Laif, that was my actual life, not just my brain making it up.

Laif, that was my real life, not just me thinking I was cool.

Laif, that was my life, not just me pretending I had a plan.