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when you bang a lituanian person so hard you think you’re in a lituanian prison

I got laid with a lituanian girl and now I’m stuck in her grandma’s house

My lituanian boyfriend hit me so hard I got a free trip to lituania

I got laid by a lituanian man and now I speak lituanian in my sleep

a lituanian person giving you the business while you’re getting laid

My lituanian girlfriend kicked my ass during sex and I loved it

Got laid by a lituanian guy who said I was his ‘best lay yet’ and then called me a ‘bad lituanian’

Laid by a lituanian woman who told me I was her ‘worst mistake’ and then gave me a free lunch

when a lituanian person takes you down during sex and you can’t get up

My lituanian lover took me down during sex and I’ve been on the floor ever since

Got laid by a lituanian man who made me do push-ups during sex

Laid by a lituanian woman who said I was her ‘weakest link’ and I believed her