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Still standing like a moron who didn't get the memo.
Why are you still up? Laidn’t? Bro, it's 2 a. m.!
You didn't get laid? Are you blind or just dumb?
You're still here? Laidn’t? You must be a ghost.
Laidn’t
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Still single and probably still crying in the shower.
Laidn’t? You still haven't got a date? Man, you're a disaster.
You're still single? Laidn’t? You're like a broken toaster.
Why haven't you got a date yet? Laidn’t? You're worse than my ex.
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Still not down and out like the rest of us.
You're still not down? Laidn’t? You're like a stubborn dog.
Still not laid? Laidn’t? You're tougher than my gym instructor.
You're still not laid? Laidn’t? You're a walking sore loser.
4
Still standing like a fool who didn't get the call.
Still standing? Laidn’t? You're like a statue in a clown suit.
You're still not laid? Laidn’t? You're worse than my math teacher.
Still not down? Laidn’t? You're a walking embarrassment.
5
Still not getting the goods and probably still eating cereal for dinner.
Still not laid? Laidn’t? You're still eating cereal for dinner? Man, you're a mess.
Laidn’t? You're still eating cereal? You're like a kid who never grew up.
Still not laid? Laidn’t? You're still eating cereal for dinner? That's just sad.