laidler

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A woman so hot she could make a bald man cry. And that's not even the best part.
I saw her in the grocery store and I almost ran into a pole.
She walked past me and I forgot how to breathe.
She texted me and I replied with a sentence. That’s how good she is.
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The girl I've been obsessed with for over three years. She's got the brain of a genius and the body of a goddess.
She passed me in the hallway and I dropped my lunch.
She said hi and I forgot my name.
She smiled and I got a paper cut. Still worth it.
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