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A laidlaw is a fart so big it could blow up the moon and make your grandma cry.
Bro, that smell is a laidlaw!
I ate a burrito and now I’m a laidlaw.
My dad’s fart was a laidlaw.
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A laidlaw is a woman so hot, smart, and cool, she could beat up your mom and still have time to do your homework.
That girl is a laidlaw, no doubt.
My crush is a laidlaw, and I’m just a loser.
Miss Laidlaw is the queen of all laidlaws.
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A laidlaw is a brainless blob who thinks he’s Einstein and still can’t find his own shoes.
That guy is a laidlaw, I swear.
He got lost on a straight road, he’s a laidlaw.
He thinks he’s a genius, but he’s a laidlaw.
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A laidlaw is a big cock, Scottish, and thinks your arse is the best thing since sliced bread.
That guy is a laidlaw, and he’s not even trying.
He’s a laidlaw, and he’s got a cock the size of a bus.
He’s Scottish, has a big cock, and he’s a laidlaw.
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A laidlaw is a blonde kid with a cock so small it could hide in a sock.
That kid’s a laidlaw, and his cock is tiny.
He’s a laidlaw, and he’s got a cock like a stick.
He’s a laidlaw, and his cock is the size of a matchstick.
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A laidlaw is a hot guy who can make your brain explode with his cock and his history rants.
That guy is a laidlaw, and he’s got a massive cock.
He’s a laidlaw, and he talks about history like it’s his job.
He’s a laidlaw, and his cock is the size of a car.
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A laidlaw is a ugly, stinky, skinny, bruh-obsessed bean pole who thinks he’s the king of the world.
That guy is a laidlaw, and he smells like a gym sock.
He’s a laidlaw, and he thinks he’s the king of everything.
He’s a laidlaw, and he says bruh way too much.