laidies

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People who are girls, but mostly just there to look pretty and make guys feel good about themselves.

My mom says I'm not a lady, I'm a man in a dress.

Ladies are just guys who haven't been kicked out of the house yet.

I call my sister a lady, but she calls me a failure.

The little metal things on a guy's belt that count how many women he's slept with and how many he's been too lazy to sleep with.

That guy has more belt notches than a pizza has slices.

He's got a belt so full of notches it looks like a zipper.

Her ex has a belt that looks like a prison bar.

A woman who sleeps with anyone who walks by, eats pizza for breakfast, and doesn't care if her hair is on fire.

She had three boyfriends last week and a dog.

That lady slept with my dad and my uncle at the same time.

She took a break from sleeping with guys to sleep with a cow.