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how much poon you’re getting, rated from zero to sixty-nine, like a poop chart but with more butt.
I’m at a 69, my mom’s at a 3.
He’s at a 1 because he’s still in high school.
My laidedness is 69, I’m not even trying anymore.
laidedness
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the amount of poon you’re getting, measured by how many people are jealous of you.
I got laidedness 69, and my neighbor is crying.
He’s got 69, and I’m still stuck at 1.
My laidedness is so high, my dog is jealous.
3
how much you’re getting poon, like a test score, but with more swearing and less math.
I got a 69 on laidedness, my teacher gave me extra credit.
He got a 1, and his mom is mad.
My laidedness is 69, I’m not even in the class anymore.
4
the level of poon you’re getting, like a prison sentence, but with more fun and less time.
I got a 69 in laidedness, like a life sentence but with more butt.
He’s got a 1, like a day in jail.
My laidedness is 69, I’m like the king of the prison.
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how much poon you’re getting, measured by how many people are getting mad at you.
I got 69 on laidedness, and my brother is mad.
He’s got 1, and his dog is mad at him.
My laidedness is 69, and my whole school is mad.
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the amount of poon you get, measured by how many times you say 'yes' to getting it.
I said 'yes' 69 times, so my laidedness is 69.
He said 'yes' once, so he’s at 1.
I said 'yes' so much, I’m not even human anymore.