Laidback Crackhead

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A laidback crackhead is a human who sleeps through the day and dances at night like they're possessed by the devil and their favorite snack is a bag of chips and a half-eaten pizza.
Kevin just fell asleep in the middle of my Fortnite match. He’s a crackhead.
He showed up to the party with a pizza box and a smile. Crackhead energy.
He said he was going to sleep. He’s been asleep for three days. Laidback crackhead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A laidback crackhead is a person who can eat a whole pizza, take a nap, and still have the energy to tell you they’re the king of the world.
Kevin ate two pizzas, took a nap, and said he was the king of the world. Classic crackhead move.
He just ate a whole pizza, then fell asleep on my couch. Crackhead mode activated.
He took a nap, woke up, and told me he was the king of the world. Laidback crackhead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A laidback crackhead is a human who can be found snoring in the middle of the street, wearing pajamas, and eating chips like they’re going out of style.
Kevin was snoring on the sidewalk in pajamas. He’s a crackhead.
He was eating chips in pajamas on the sidewalk. Crackhead level maxed out.
He was snoring on the sidewalk like he owned it. Laidback crackhead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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