Laid Up

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When you're stuck in bed with your lover for so long you forget what day it is. You're too busy eating pizza, arguing about the remote, and pretending you're not hungover.

I’ve been laid up for three days and I still can’t remember my own name.

My girlfriend and I laid up for 12 hours straight. We’re both going to die from laziness.

Laid up since Monday. My body is now a couch.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A state where you're too tired, too high, or too sick to move. You're wrapped in a blanket like a burrito and all you care about is the TV and your own existence.

I was laid up after my hangover. I didn’t even know my own face.

Laid up on the couch after finals. I looked like a ghost.

After the party, I was laid up like a zombie.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Laid up is just a fancy way of saying you're chilling with your lover. You're cuddling, eating chips, and pretending you're not going to fall asleep mid-sentence.

I got laid up on my couch with my girlfriend. We watched three episodes of The Office.

Laid up with my boyfriend. We didn’t even brush our teeth.

Laid up with my lover. We forgot to eat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're too busy having sex with a girl to do anything else. You're too distracted to care about your job, your friends, or your life.

I got laid up last night. I didn’t even remember my own name this morning.

Laid up with my girl. We didn’t even make it to breakfast.

Laid up for two days straight. My brain is now a taco.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re stuck in bed because you’re either sick, hurt, or just too lazy to move. You're basically a human couch.

I was laid up for a week with the flu. I looked like a dead raccoon.

Laid up after breaking my leg. I had to eat soup for three days straight.

I got laid up because I ate too much pizza. My legs didn’t work.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re so turned on in bed that you’re thinking about sex so much your brain is going to explode. You’re too busy daydreaming to do anything else.

I was laid up and I couldn’t stop thinking about my girlfriend. I got distracted.

Laid up with my lover and I forgot to eat. I was too busy thinking about sex.

I was laid up and my brain turned into a meatball.

by Slangipedia 8d ago