Laid To Rest

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When someone dies mid-lick and the only thing left is a stiffie and a dead man.

My uncle died during a blow job. Now he’s just a stiffie in a coffin.

She was giving head when he went full ghost. Now he’s in the afterlife and she’s in the ER.

He died during sex. Now he’s in the grave and she’s in the hospital.

When you’re so busy doing it, you forget to breathe and end up six feet under.

He was too busy doing the deed to remember how to breathe. Now he’s six feet under.

She was too into it to notice she was dead. Now she’s in the afterlife.

They were too busy doing it to remember they were alive. Now they’re both in the ground.