Laid on the cat's beanbag

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When you stare at a beanbag so long it turns your eye into a meaty eye-roll that smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin laid on the cat's beanbag for 3 hours. His eye looked like a rotten sock.
I stared at the beanbag so hard my eye turned into a meaty eye-roll that made my dog cry.
She laid on the cat's beanbag and her eye looked like it had been stepped on by a horse.
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The act of looking at a beanbag so much your eye gets all squishy and looks like it's about to leak.
He laid on the cat's beanbag and his eye looked like it was about to pop out.
I laid on the cat's beanbag and my eye looked like it was full of spaghetti and sadness.
Her eye looked like it was melting from the beanbag stare.
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When you look at a beanbag so much your eye turns into a sassy eye-roll that smells like farts and old socks.
My eye turned into a sassy eye-roll after I laid on the cat's beanbag for 10 minutes.
She laid on the cat's beanbag and her eye looked like it had been kissed by a fart.
He stared at the beanbag so long his eye smelled like farts and old socks.
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When you look at a beanbag so much your eye looks like it got hit by a truck and is crying in slow motion.
He laid on the cat's beanbag and his eye looked like it was crying in slow motion.
I stared at the beanbag so long my eye looked like it had been hit by a truck.
Her eye looked like it was crying in slow motion after she laid on the beanbag.
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The act of looking at a beanbag so much your eye looks like it got smushed by a pizza and is full of regret.
He laid on the cat's beanbag and his eye looked like it had been smushed by a pizza.
My eye looked like it had been smushed by a pizza after I stared at the beanbag.
She laid on the beanbag and her eye looked like it was full of regret and pizza.
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When you look at a beanbag so long your eye looks like it's been stepped on by a cow and is full of sadness.
He laid on the cat's beanbag and his eye looked like it had been stepped on by a cow.
My eye looked like it had been stepped on by a cow after I stared at the beanbag for too long.
She laid on the beanbag and her eye was full of cow steps and sadness.
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