Laid me some pipe

My cousin said, 'I laid you some pipe after your mom yelled at me for eating the last pizza.'

He texted me, 'You asked for it, I gave you the full blast.'

She said, 'I laid you some pipe because you called my dog a f***ing idiot.'

'I laid you some pipe because you told my brother he was a f***ing chump.'

She DM'd me, 'You asked for it, I gave you the biggest blow job ever.'

He said, 'I laid you some pipe because you stole my last burger.'

'I laid you some pipe because you laughed at my f***ing puns.'

He said, 'I gave you the business so hard, your face looked like a tomato.'

She said, 'I laid you some pipe because you called my cat a f***ing disaster.'