Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a sneaky, smug way of typing "laters" in an IM to someone, like you’re the only one who knows the secret code to escape the conversation.

Hey, I gotta go. Laid hers. You know, like I’m the queen of the exit.

I’m out. Laid hers. You’re just a peasant stuck in the chat.

Later, you loser. Laid hers. I’m the one who’s fancy.

2

when you type "laters" in an IM like you’re a boss and everyone else is just a worker in the chat factory.

Laid hers. I’m the boss. You’re just a worker.

Laid hers. You’re still here. I’m already gone.

Laid hers. I’ve got a throne. You’ve got a keyboard.

3

a lazy, cocky way of typing "laters" in an IM, like you’re too good for the conversation and you’re going to forget about it.

Laid hers. I’m too cool for this chat. You’re just a background noise.

Laid hers. I’ll come back when I’m ready. You? Still here.

Laid hers. I’m like a ghost. You’re like a stuck elevator.

4

when you type "laters" like you’re the only one who can leave a conversation with dignity and style.

Laid hers. You’re just a runner. I’m a king.

Laid hers. I left with grace. You just left with a sigh.

Laid hers. You’re a mess. I’m a legend.

5

a stupid, lazy way of saying "laters" in an IM, like you’re too tired to even think of a real goodbye.

Laid hers. I’m too lazy to say goodbye. You’re too tired to argue.

Laid hers. I left. You’re still here. You’re a loser.

Laid hers. I’m the exit. You’re the problem.