laid an otter in the kettle

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When you poop in the host’s kettle during a party without them knowing, making their tea taste like a dumpster fire.

I laid an otter in the kettle and now their tea is cursed.

The kettle’s got more guts than the host.

I put a sausage in the kettle and called it a day.

Pooping in the host’s kettle like it’s your final exam and you’re not going to pass.

That kettle’s got more guts than my cousin’s breakfast.

I laid an otter in the kettle and now I’m the king of the party.

The host’s tea is now a crime scene.

You poop in the kettle like it’s your enemy and you’re trying to make it suffer.

I laid an otter in the kettle and now it’s a war zone.

The host’s tea is now a dirty joke.

I gave the kettle a front-row seat to my business.