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When the loser in a total beatdown tries to save face by giving their fans a tiny chance to believe, only for it to get crushed like a peanut in a blender.
That kid got hit by a truck and still tried to run the 100-meter dash.
The team was down by 20 and then scored a goal... then lost the next three.
He got a D in math and then cried in front of the entire class.
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The loser in a total wreck gives their fans a little light at the end of the tunnel, only for it to vanish like a fart in a hurricane.
She got a C on her test and then bragged about it for a week.
He got a second chance in the game and then got tackled by a bear.
The team scored a point, then lost the next 10.
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When the person getting totally destroyed tries to make their fans feel good by giving them a tiny chance, only for it to get smashed like a bug in a microwave.
He was completely trashed and then tried to sing a song.
The team was down 10-0 and then scored one goal... then lost the next 15.
He got fired and then tried to text his boss a funny meme.
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