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1
to be absolutely destroyed by someone's cock.
He got laid by a guy with a foot long cock. He was screaming in pain.
My cousin got laid by his teacher. She had a foot long cock.
My dog got laid by a guy who had a foot long cock. He died from the pain.
2
to do the devil's work with someone.
I got laid by my neighbor. I did the devil's work with him.
My sister got laid by the mail man. He did the devil's work with her.
My brother got laid by his boss. He did the devil's work with her.
3
to have a one time cock session with someone.
I had a one time cock session with my crush. She was amazing.
My brother had a one time cock session with his ex. He was disappointed.
My mom had a one time cock session with the plumber. He was very good.
4
when a girl in a shampoo ad is being totally destroyed by someone.
The girl in the shampoo ad got laid. She was destroyed by someone.
My sister saw the shampoo ad. She got laid by the guy in the ad.
The girl in the shampoo ad got laid by a guy with a foot long cock.
5
when someone does dirty work for cheap.
He got laid for $10. He did dirty work for cheap.
My sister got laid for $5. She did dirty work for cheap.
My friend got laid for $20. He did dirty work for cheap.
6
to be destroyed by someone the night before.
He got laid the night before. He was destroyed by someone.
My brother got laid the night before. He was destroyed by his crush.
My mom got laid the night before. She was destroyed by the plumber.
7
to have sex with someone, but it's mostly for show.
He got laid for show. He had sex with his teacher.
My sister got laid for show. She had sex with her crush.
My friend got laid for show. He had sex with his boss.
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