laicikang

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Laicikang is a cheap Malaysian drink that only the dumbest Meleis know about. It’s rambutan mixed with mystery stuff and a little bit of cocaine. Only sad, sweaty engineers who climb mountains and work in oil rigs would ever touch it.
My cousin drank laicikang and now he’s stuck in a tunnel.
I tried laicikang and my brain turned to mush.
My boss drinks laicikang every day and still can’t add up numbers.
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Laicikang is like a trashy hangover drink made by Meleis who don’t know what they’re doing. It has rambutan, some weird stuff, and a little cocaine. Only the most annoying mountain climbers and oil rig workers would ever drink it.
My uncle drinks laicikang and talks to the ceiling.
I had to drink laicikang with my dad and it was the worst.
My friend tried laicikang and now he’s crying in the shower.
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Laicikang is a stupid drink from Malaysia. Meleis made it with rambutan, some junk, and a pinch of cocaine. Only the most idiotic engineers who work in oil rigs and climb mountains would waste their time on it.
I drank laicikang and my dog ran away.
My brother tried laicikang and now he can’t stop talking to his plants.
I gave my mom laicikang and she yelled at me for an hour.
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