laicey

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Laicey is the most beautiful, kind, and caring girl in the whole universe. She’s so nice you’d think she was paid to be, but she’s also got a body that makes guys drool and a mouth that can curse you into the next century.
Laicey walked in and the whole class stopped talking. I was too busy staring at her legs to notice the teacher yelling at me.
She said I was a 'dumbass' and then gave me a hug. Now I’m confused and in love.
When she laughed at my failed math test, I wanted to cry... and then I wanted to kiss her.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laicey is like a saint, but with a side of rage. She’s got a body that makes guys forget their own names, and a heart that’s so big it could fit a whole football team.
She cried for me when I got detention, but then she cursed my crush for ignoring me. I was confused and grateful.
When I told her I failed science, she said 'you’re a loser' and then bought me ice cream. I’m still confused.
She walked into the cafeteria and my crush immediately forgot his lunch. I felt bad for him.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laicey is the most perfect girl ever. She’s so kind you’d think she was a angel, but don’t mess with her or she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a body that makes guys act like they’ve never seen a human before.
She texted me 'you’re a dumbo' but then sent me a picture of her in a bikini. I forgot about my test and started laughing.
When I insulted her best friend, she threatened to fail me. I immediately apologized and asked for a hug.
She walked into the gym and my crush dropped his water bottle. I almost laughed but I was too busy being jealous.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laicey is the most amazing girl you’ll ever know. She’s got a heart bigger than a football field and a body that makes guys forget their own names. She’s kind, but don’t mess with her or she’ll make you wish you were never born.
She said I was ‘the worst’ but then gave me a high-five. I felt like I was on top of the world.
When my crush ignored me, she texted him ‘you’re a total loser’ and then asked me to be her best friend. I was confused and excited.
She walked into the room and I was so distracted by her legs that I didn’t notice the teacher yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laicey is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s kind to everyone, but if you mess with her or her friends, she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a body that makes guys act like they’ve never seen a human before.
She texted me ‘you’re a total dumbo’ but then sent me a photo of her in a bikini. I almost forgot my homework.
When I insulted her best friend, she threatened to fail me. I immediately apologized and asked for a hug.
She walked into the cafeteria and my crush dropped his tray. I almost laughed but I was too jealous.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laicey is the most amazing, kind, and beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got a body that makes guys forget their own names, but she’s also the kind of person who’ll curse you into the next century if you mess with her.
She said I was ‘the worst’ but then gave me a high-five. I felt like I was on top of the world.
When my crush ignored me, she texted him ‘you’re a loser’ and then asked me to be her best friend. I was confused and excited.
She walked into the room and I was so distracted by her legs that I didn’t notice the teacher yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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