Laibu

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A tiny, high-pitched adult who yells 'I'll kill you' every time someone calls her that. She has a nice voice but uses it to sing garbage instead of studying.
'Laibu again? I'll kill you!' she screamed at the top of her lungs.
She sang 'Never Gonna Give You Up' during math class and got a D.
She texted me: 'You called me Laibu. I'll kill you. You're dead.'
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A short adult who shrieks 'I'll kill you' like it's the end of the world. She's got a good voice, but it's wasted on snacks and bad decisions.
She screamed 'I'll kill you' in the grocery store because someone called her Laibu.
She ate 12 bags of chips and got a B- in science.
She texted me: 'Laibu? I'll kill you. You're a piece of trash.'
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A little adult who yells 'I'll kill you' every time she's called that. She's got a nice voice, but she uses it to scream at people instead of learning stuff.
'I'll kill you!' she yelled at me when I called her Laibu in the hallway.
She screamed during the school play and got a standing ovation... and a C.
She DM'd me: 'You called me Laibu. I'll kill you. You're a loser.'
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