Laibert

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a guy so good-looking he makes your face feel like it just got slapped by a celebrity
My cousin is a Laibert. I once saw him and my face turned red like a tomato at a chili cook-off.
That guy in the coffee shop is a Laibert. I asked for a latte and got a heart attack instead.
My teacher said I'm a Laibert. I got a B+ and a side of shame.
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a person so attractive you wish you had a twin who looked like a movie star
My friend is a Laibert. I got a nickname: 'the ugly twin.'
That guy at the grocery store is a Laibert. I stared at him so long, the cashier asked if I was lost.
My dog thinks I'm a Laibert. He barked at me like I was a robber.
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a human who looks so good you want to punch the mirror just to see your own face again
My brother is a Laibert. I looked in the mirror and it looked like it had been beaten up.
That guy on the bus is a Laibert. I stared so hard, the bus driver thought I was a thief.
My mom says I'm a Laibert. I got a new outfit and a new level of embarrassment.
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