laiannie

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Laiannie is a total goddess. Her eyes are so hot they could melt the devil. She laughs so hard she makes you feel like a sad, lonely sock.
My crush is Laiannie. She looks at me like I just ate her entire pizza.
I asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but only if you stop talking like a robot.'
She made me cry because her face was so beautiful. I feel like a broken crayon.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laiannie is the queen of everything. She’s got a smile that could turn a bad day into a good punchline. She’s nice, but don’t get too close, she might slap you with a compliment.
She said I was 'okay' and I cried. I’ve never been called okay before.
She smiled at me in class. I got a 20 on my math test because I was too distracted.
She told me I was 'kinda cute.' I texted her back 10 times.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Laiannie is the most beautiful thing since pizza. Her eyes are like sparkly glitter in a hurricane. She’s got a laugh that could make the principal cry.
She walked into the room and my brain short-circuited. I forgot my homework.
She said I was 'adorable.' I asked her what that meant. She said, 'You look like a confused puppy.'
She laughed so hard during my speech, the whole class snorted. I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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