Laia Lafuente

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She is the hottest girl on the planet and a lesbian who loves chocolate more than her ex. She’s nice to everyone but don’t you dare mess with her candy stash.
Laia texted me: 'I’m eating chocolate and thinking about you. Also, my ex is dead.'
She told her friend: 'If you touch my chocolate, I’ll tell your mom.'
Laia posted: 'My ex is dead. My chocolate is alive.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laia is a firecracker of a girl, she’s a lesbian, she eats chocolate like it’s her job, and she’s got more love in her heart than a bakery has cookies.
She DM’d me: 'I’m eating chocolate, thinking about you, and planning my ex’s funeral.'
Laia said to her crush: 'I love you, I love chocolate, and I hate your ex.'
Her post: 'Chocolate is my life. My ex is my enemy.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laia is the most beautiful lesbian who ever lived and she eats so much chocolate it’s like she’s a chocolate machine. She just wants everyone to be happy, but she’ll punch you if you steal her candy.
Laia texted: 'I’m eating chocolate, thinking about you, and I’m gonna punch your ex.'
She told her friend: 'I’m a chocolate machine. I make love and I make candy.'
Laia posted: 'I love everyone. I hate your ex. I eat chocolate every day.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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