lai xuue

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A new kind of human that smells like old socks and yells at you like you owe them money.

My neighbor saw a lai xuue in the park and ran away screaming.

At the mall, one lai xuue tried to steal my burger and failed.

My dog ran into a lai xuue and now it’s crying in the hallway.

A weird human that looks like a raccoon got into your pants and started yelling at you.

I saw a lai xuue on the bus and it threw a soda at me.

My teacher said there was a lai xuue in the classroom and it bit the chalk.

My little brother tried to be friends with a lai xuue and now he’s covered in glitter.

A new human that comes out at night and cusses you out like you’re their worst enemy.

A lai xuue cussed me out in the grocery store and took my last candy bar.

I saw a lai xuue in my backyard and it threw a shoe at me.

My friend’s pet turtle ran into a lai xuue and now they’re fighting.