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A person so hot they make your brain melt and your pants shrink.
My lai is hotter than my ex's dating app.
I saw my lai and my heart did a backflip.
My lai is so good, I think I'm going to die.
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A person who tells you lies and then laughs in your face.
My lai said she’d come over, then she ghosted me.
My lai told me she’d text me back, and she didn’t.
My lai said she’d marry me, then she said no.
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The most perfect girl in the world who’s got a temper but still the best.
My lai is the best, even when she yells at me.
My lai is a 10 out of 10, even when she’s mad.
My lai is my life, even when she’s being annoying.
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When you're chilling and not doing anything because you're too lazy.
I'm on a lay-lay because I'm too tired to do anything.
My lay-lay is the best part of my day.
I’m on a lay-lay because I don’t want to move.
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When you take forever to do simple stuff because you’re a waste of time.
My lai takes 10 minutes to put on shoes.
My lai takes forever to answer a text.
My lai takes 10 minutes to make a sandwich.
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A person who’s too lazy to do anything and thinks time is fake.
My lai thinks 10 minutes is an hour.
My lai thinks the moon is 10 minutes away.
My lai says she'll be there in 10 minutes and she's not.
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A sickness that makes you think everything is easy and you’re always right.
My lai thinks she can drive 100 miles in 10 minutes.
My lai thinks the airport is 10 minutes away.
My lai thinks she can do everything in 10 minutes.