Lahzon

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The lahzon is when something is so f***ing epic that it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like victory.

I saw a dog ride a skateboard and do a triple backflip. That was the lahzon.

My mom got a promotion and a raise. That was the lahzon.

My friend ate a whole pizza in one bite. That was the lahzon.

The lahzon is when life hits you with a f***ing golden trophy and a free soda.

I passed my math test with a 100. That was the lahzon.

My dog won the dog show. That was the lahzon.

I got to skip school. That was the lahzon.

The lahzon is when you are so f***ing awesome that even your farts smell like success.

I beat my brother at video games. That was the lahzon.

I got my first job. That was the lahzon.

I made my teacher cry with laughter. That was the lahzon.

The lahzon is when everything in your life lines up like a f***ing perfect pizza with extra cheese.

I got my dream job and a raise. That was the lahzon.

My crush asked me to prom. That was the lahzon.

I got to eat ice cream for breakfast. That was the lahzon.

The lahzon is when your life is so f***ing good that even your dreams are jealous of you.

I got to go on a field trip. That was the lahzon.

I got my first kiss. That was the lahzon.

I won the lottery. That was the lahzon.