lahy

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#tiny king#eye-fuck#dog-sized

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A tiny human who thinks they’re a king and also can’t stop eye-fucking big black guys like they’re a buffet.
My cousin is a lahy. He’s shorter than my dog and still thinks he’s the most attractive guy at the club.
She’s a lahy and she stares at my uncle like he’s the last donut in the box.
That guy is a lahy and still thinks he’s got a shot with my aunt’s boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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When you say something harmless and it turns into a full-blown brawl like someone just called your mom a cheeseburger.
I said ‘you look like a raccoon’ and now my whole family is fighting in the mall.
She said ‘you’re loud’ and now there’s a war in the gym.
He said ‘your hair looks like a squirrel died in it’ and now the whole office is at war.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A guy who’s kinda cool but also like a loudmouth, has a face like a confused potato, and smells like old gym socks and desperation.
He’s a lahy. He talks too loud and smells like he’s been sitting in a gym for 20 years.
That guy is a lahy. He looks like he just walked out of a bad teen movie.
My neighbor is a lahy. He yells at the mailman and still thinks he’s the most popular guy at the bar.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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