Lahwe

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A porn obsession that starts when you see a goose and instantly think of doing nasty things with it.
My neighbor got Lahwe after he saw a goose waddling by his window in the middle of the night.
I got Lahwe because my cousin showed me a goose wearing sunglasses.
My teacher got Lahwe after a goose flew into the classroom during math.
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When you can't stop thinking about geese doing weird and gross stuff.
I got Lahwe after I saw a goose eating a hot dog out of a trash can.
My dog got Lahwe and started chasing geese around the park.
My brother got Lahwe after he saw a goose wearing a hat and a scarf.
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A bad habit where you watch goose porn until your eyes burn.
I watched goose porn for three hours and now my eyes feel like they're on fire.
My mom got Lahwe and now she watches goose videos during breakfast.
My cousin got Lahwe and now he's obsessed with geese wearing sunglasses.
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