lahv

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What Lady Gaga wants from you when she’s high and thinks you’re a good enough meat suit to sing her songs.

Lady Gaga: "You’re my lahv, baby." Me: "I’m your lahv? I’m also your breakfast."

DM from Lady Gaga: "I need lahv, and I need it now."

My dog tried to lahv me. I let him. He peed on my shoes."

Lahv is love that’s got a little extra dirt in it. It’s like when your crush stares at you like they want to eat you, but they also want to be your best friend.

My crush stared at me like I was a taco and he was a hungry Mexican man. That was lahv.

My best friend and I have lahv. We share snacks and secrets. And sometimes my pants.

My mom said I had lahv for my dad. I said, 'Mom, that’s gross.' She said, 'That’s lahv.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Lahv is like love, but it’s got more layers. It’s the kind of love that makes you want to hug your friend and also question their life choices.

My friend and I had lahv. We hugged and then she told me her ex was a robot. I didn’t know what to do.

My crush and I had lahv. Then he asked me to move in with his cat. I said no.

My teacher said I had lahv for math. I said, 'That’s not love, that’s punishment.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Lahv is when you love someone so much one second, and then you want to punch them the next. It’s like love with a side of anger.

I loved my brother. Then he took my last cookie. Now I want to punch him. That’s lahv.

I had lahv for my crush. Then he asked me out. I said no. Then I had lahv again.

My dog loved me. Then he peed on my bed. Now I hate him. That’s lahv.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Lahv is like a drink made from spicy Puerto Rican magic. It’s sweet, it’s fizzy, and it makes you feel good enough to dance in the middle of the street.

My lahv drink tasted like spicy love and Puerto Rican magic. I drank it and danced in my kitchen.

My friend gave me a lahv drink. It was fizzy and spicy. I loved it. Then I threw it at my brother.

I mixed my lahv drink wrong. It tasted like regret and heartburn. But I still drank it.

by Slangipedia 6h ago