lahurrka

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a guy so messed up he looks like he just ran through a garbage can and got hit by a truck

he showed up to the party with a tooth in his hand and a hangover that could knock out a bull

he tried to do a dance and fell into a puddle like it was a pool party

he said he had 10 pizzas for breakfast and now he's crying in a toilet stall

a human meatball who thinks he’s a king and smells like old socks and regret

he tried to give a speech but just burped and walked away

he wore a crown made of pizza boxes and cried when someone took it

he told a joke and it was so bad it made the dog laugh

a guy who looks like he was hit by a bag of bricks and then sat in a swamp

he showed up to work with a beard and a shirt that had spaghetti on it

he tried to do push-ups and fell over like a tree

he said he had a date and it was just a hot dog and a nap