lahuri

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Lahuri is a never-ending mess of chaos who flirts with everyone and leaves them all hanging. He gets paid like a king but doesn’t know what love feels like.
Lahuri texted 7 girls at once: 'Hey babe, wanna hang out?'
He got a promotion but still broke up with his girlfriend in the middle of a meeting.
He said he’s in love, but 3 days later he was messaging someone else.
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Lahuri is a walking distraction. He jumps from one thing to the next, never sticking around long enough to get anything done.
He started a new job and already had a crush on his boss.
He left his girlfriend for a barista who gave him free coffee.
He took a 2-week trip but only stayed 3 days because he found a new friend.
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Lahuri is like a kid who never grows up. He’s got a good job, but he treats love like a game and never plays it seriously.
He told his girlfriend he was moving in, but then he moved in with his coworker instead.
He got a raise but spent all of it on pizza and new sneakers.
He had 3 girlfriends at once and called them all 'my favorite.'
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