lahtoya

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A lahtoya is a human being who looks like a god but acts like a f***ing fool. If you ever meet one, you're officially in luco and might never come back.

I saw a lahtoya in the mall and now I'm questioning my entire life choices.

My boss is a lahtoya. She gives me a raise but then yells at me for breathing wrong.

I dated a lahtoya for a month. It was amazing. Then she left me for a toaster.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A lahtoya is like a saint but with a f***ing attitude. If you meet one, you're either blessed or cursed for life. Either way, you're stuck in luco.

My neighbor is a lahtoya. She sings in the shower and throws trash at my car.

I met a lahtoya at the gym. She gave me a high five and then challenged me to a arm wrestle.

My teacher is a lahtoya. She gives me A+'s but calls me a f***ing idiot in front of the class.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A lahtoya is someone so nice, they make your day f***ing awesome. If you ever meet one, you're in luco and probably never going back to normal life.

I had a lahtoya for a friend. She gave me cookies and cried when I failed a test.

My doctor is a lahtoya. She healed my broken leg and then told me I had a f***ing personality disorder.

I met a lahtoya in the park. She shared her chips and then drew a f***ing dragon on my face.

by Slangipedia 8h ago