lahquefy

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What the mean girls at Mission Vista High call a certain someone when they’re too lazy to say their actual name

'I can’t believe lahquefy showed up to lunch without her fake eyelashes on.'

'Lahquefy is just a human version of a expired coupon.'

'Why does lahquefy always bring her saddest pizza to the cafeteria?'

The worst nickname ever given to someone who’s not even that bad

'Lahquefy is like a bad haircut that you can’t fix with glitter.'

'If lahquefy had a theme song, it would be the sound of a broken calculator.'

'Lahquefy is the reason why the school nurse got a raise.'

A name so stupid it makes the principal cry during lunch breaks

'Lahquefy is the reason why the janitor started singing during cleaning time.'

'I swear lahquefy is a ghost who only comes out during math tests.'

'Lahquefy is like a expired snack that still smells like hope.'