Lahouar

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A brain-dead idiot who thinks they're smart but actually are not.
My cousin is a Lahouar. He tried to fix the internet and turned it into a toaster.
That Lahouar walked into a wall and didn't even notice.
My teacher called me a Lahouar because I wrote 'dog' instead of 'log' on my test.
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A person so dumb they think the sky is blue because it's the only color they know.
My neighbor is a Lahouar. He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a trash can.
That Lahouar asked me if the moon was a cheese sandwich.
My brother is a Lahouar. He tried to text me with his feet.
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A human who thinks they're the smartest person in the world, but they're not.
My mom says my dog is a Lahouar because he barked at a cloud.
My friend is a Lahouar. He tried to explain math to a pigeon.
That Lahouar tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried.
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A person so dumb they can’t tell the difference between a joke and a punchline.
My teacher says I'm a Lahouar because I laughed at the punchline before the joke was done.
That Lahouar tried to tell a joke but forgot the punchline and just said 'boom.'
My dad is a Lahouar. He told a joke and then forgot what it was about.
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A person who thinks they're clever but actually are not. Ever.
My brother is a Lahouar. He tried to play chess with a cat and lost.
That Lahouar tried to write a poem and used only the word 'moo.'
My friend is a Lahouar. He tried to explain love to a fish.
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