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A piece of trash who thinks they're the center of the universe.
My Lahori cousin thinks he invented the internet.
My Lahori boss says he's the best at everything.
My Lahori neighbor thinks everyone should listen to him.
Lahori
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A Muslim who thinks they’re smart, but they’re just confused about religion.
Lahoris say anyone who calls themselves Muslim is automatically a Muslim.
Lahoris think Muhammad was the last prophet and no one else can come after him.
Lahoris say Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was just a holy man, not a prophet.
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A bunch of stupid people who write nonsense and think it’s smart.
A Lahori article said the sky is green because the moon is made of cheese.
A Lahori newspaper said the sun doesn’t exist because it’s just a dream.
A Lahori blog said the president is a robot and he’s running out of batteries.